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We just made our 4th of July collection 20% off when you use the code:
JULY4THFLASHSALE
Why?
Because I’m playing a game this year where I eat a hot dog every time I see someone at the lake wearing Chubbies 4th of July clothes… and I want to eat 900,000 hot dogs.
We’ve peaked. People in lab coats agree these BRAND NEW AND RESTOCKED SWIM TRUNKS are the greatest designed swim trunks known to science.
I know that sounds hyperbolic but it isn’t. It just the honest truth. And I’ll stand by it, holding a clipboard.
Everyone has been talking about how weird your tee shirts are. Pit stains, armpit holes, and whatever you want to call that “off white” color you’re hanging in there with.
We’ve all decided it’s time for a refresh. So we made some new tee shirts to help you do it.
While I refuse to comment on his other stated positions, I will always respect Sir Mix-a-Lot’s commitment to not lying.
~Joey "You cannot deny it" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies.
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about these 4" INSEAM STRETCH CASUAL SHORTS. He raves hard about these shorts. Keanu might be our biggest fan. Maybe, hard to quantify that...but it's an educated guess.
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Last year we introduced the shorty, a 4” inseam trunk for the true retro trunk purists.
Today we’re introducing a 4” inseam casual stretch short. Because shorts were meant to be short. And now they’re even shorter.
I wish I had 4 hands, so I could hold up fingers for the number of new trunks we just dropped on the site.
I also wish I had 4 hands so I could finally juggle better than Tommy Monchada and make my father proud.
Guess I’ll just have to continue pursuing this tap dancing career instead.
This year we're shaking up our Julyber sale. We're still doing the dang thang with massive discounts, amazing free gifts with purchase, and exclusive products for 12 hours on Sunday, June 23rd.
To put a big cherry on top, we're doing an entire week of sales leading up to it.
Sunday 6/16: SWIM FLASH SALE
Tuesday 6/18: CASUAL SHORTS FLASH SALE
Wednesday 6/19: SPORT FLASH SALE
Friday 6/21: SECRET SALE
Sunday 6/23: JULYBER SUNDAY
Not to mention if you make a purchase anytime before the 23rd, you'll receive an extra 15% off on Julyber Sunday. Get ready.
I think it's a reasonable request to ask for complimentary Roman Candles and other miscellaneous fireworks in the workplace. But apparently, it's "dangerous" and "I don't even work here."
~Erich "How do you update a resume?" Hellstrom and everyone else at Chubbies
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It's the Weekender Flash Sale, and it's also opposite day, so you can pay 25% more for a WHOLE BUNCHA ITEMS. Pretty sweet, right?
Sure, we had a sale going on. But we had a bunch of the trainers who worked with the bad guy from Rocky IV “inject it” and the thing just got huge.
Tons of new products added and everything up to 25% off. That thing is looking dangerous. And it’s ready for you fine Americans to beat the crap out of it before it ends on Saturday at 9pm EDT.
This Sunday, starting at 11am EDT/8am PDT, is JULYBER SUNDAY, aka the most exciting day of the year, where we have massive discounts and free gifts all darn day and you get your Chubbies in time for the 4th of July.
Well, today we're revealing ALL THE FREE GIFTS. Feast your eyes. And get ready for the best day of the year.
Look, I’ll be honest. We had these in stock last week and they sold out in 2.5 days. For real. So, I don’t know if this batch will be around long.
Get ‘em. Wear ‘em. Go HAM. It’s time to throttle down, 4th of July is nigh.
We know you like thigh freedom, good times, and making a statement. So we made 5 different styles of something we call The Euro Trunk. They do all those things. Enjoy.
As a fully grown adult, I can confidently tell you I still do not understand how they put bubbles in water.
~ Joey "SCIENCE MAKES MY BRAIN HURT" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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our fav food and our fav clothes COMBINED. IT'S A SPECIAL HOTDOG EDITION OF THE WEEKENDER.
Next week is the 4th of July. Which means it’s HOT DOG SEASON.
So I’m going to hit you with some hot dog knowledge and you can put THAT in your bun and eat it.
1) Mustard is the most popular hot dog topping.
2) Some people get very mad when you put ketchup on hot dogs.
3) Hot dogs have been sent to space.
4) We made this awesome hot dog shirt.
5) Joey Chestnut is the HOT DOG CHAMPION.
6) Joey Chestnut will win again this year.
7) Joey Chestnut is the man.
8) These awesome trunks are called the hot doggers.
9) When dogs are hot they stick their tongues out.
10) I think I got off track.
11) Staying off track- if you order anything now you’ll get free shipping in time for the 4th of July.
People named Nick already have nicknames.
~ Joey "Nick" Avery and all the other Nicks at Chubbies
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EXPIRES IN 1 HOUR, because it's Julyber Sunday and that's how it works. Use it, lest ye be full of regret.
It sounds dramatic. BUT SO IS LIFE. DO NOT MISS THIS LIKE YOU MISSED THAT GROUND BALL WHEN YOU WERE 8.
We just took everything on our entire site and made it $10 off with the code:
FINALCOUNTDOWN10
There are still free gifts with purchase. There are still other discounts. Julyber Sunday just got Julyberer, but it's not gonna last long.
*not applicable with other coupon codes*
But that is ^. That is a drill ^.
The site-wide discount includes Phil. $10 off Phil. This hour only.
~The Chubbies Team
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not to mention GIFTS WITH PURCHASE THAT ARE SECOND TO NONE AND THIRD TO NOTHING. Get in here, only a couple sweet, sweet hours left.
Our investors told us that under absolute NO circumstances should we take our already on sale swimwear and make it 15% more discounted all while we have free gifts on the site.
WE TOLD THEM THEY MAY KNOW ABOUT MONEY. BUT THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT JULYBER.
Use code:
SWIMJULYBER15
VIVA LA JULYBER.
Julyber Sunday Funday has been a wild day so far but there isn’t much time left.
Right now, we have these outlandish gift with qualifying purchase deals running:
Free Duffle Bag
Free 'Mericas Shorts
Free Comfy Sweatshirt
But 2 Best Sellers, Get 15% Off
Buy 2 Casual Shorts, Get 15% Off
Buy 3 Swim Or Casual, Get 15% Off
Free Pineapple Shirt Awesomeness
And remember, a new gift, new discount and new video will be going live each hour and we’ve got some tricks up our sleeve. Our giant, collective, company sleeve.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
WHO CARES GET TO THE SWIM FLASH SALE.
~The Chubbies Team
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trunks? They're like nothing I've ever seen before. I might need to go see an eye doctor because I don't understand my eyes.
These swim trunks are flying off the shelf and just reached SELL OUT POTENTIAL. We could just let that happen… but we, the email team, happen to prefer email readers, so we thought we’d give you a chance to buy them before they disappear.
Hi there, you special special person.
We have an exciting opportunity for you to buy Chubbies from... THE FUTURE... And... GET THEM NOW. (Or whenever shipping dictates).
Because we have 4 new trunks that might be a part of NEXT YEAR’S swim collection, but you can get ‘em for $5 less.
Why? Because we tested hundreds of people with print ideas and these were the most liked trunks. We went ahead and made them into real shorts- however, we only have space for 2 of these 4 next year, so 2 of them you will never see again- if you see something you like, now’s your chance.
This is the National New Shirt Alert system and you’ve been flagged for your lack of awesome shirts. Please remedy this before further action is taken.
Not able to make it to a water park for National Water Park Day? This home remedy can help you celebrate. Throw on some trunks and a t-shirt, then hop in your bathtub and take a pee. Splash around a little and you’ve got yourself a wave pool. Woohoo! Now we’re all celebrating.
~Joey “It Works” Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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feast your eyes and thighs on the world's tastiest collaboration to date.
We all love tacos. We all love T-Bell. So why wouldn’t we want to DRAPE OURSELVES IN IT? That’s right. There is no reason. You’re welcome.
Wrap yourself in a delicious shirt or slide into a saucy pair of swim trunks with our new Taco Bell collaboration. Clothes made for having your night and eating it too.
The collaboration you have been waiting for. If you are a Taco Lover. And let’s be honest, who’s not? Chubbies x Taco Bell launches right. About. NOW.
While supplies last.
Chubbies x Taco Bell = NOW.
Late-night food just got a whole lot better looking.
~Erich “I'll take 17 tacos and 1 Baja Blast” Hellstrom and the bell ringers at Chubbies
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we have a job. In fact, we have, like, 30 posted on our website right now. Crazy, we know.
And you won’t want to either. Which is why I wanted to let ya in on a little secret… WE HAVE 30 JOB OPENINGS ON OUR WEBSITE RIGHT NOW. Some are full time. Some are part-time. All are amazing.
Happy Tanksgiving everyone.
We're offering a FREE TANK TOP WITH $75+ PURCHASE RIGHT NOW. It's covered in cool retro designs that say, “I may not yet own a boat but I’m def down to hang out on yours.”
Hot sale at the Apple Store today if you’re interested. 2 for 1 on Granny Smith’s
~ Joey “Grampy Smith” and all the Fuji’s at Chubbies
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Call ya kids, call ya friends, call ya work enemies 'CAUSE TOMORROW IS JULYBER SUNDAY THE BIGGEST AND BEST SALE OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.
Tomorrow is Julyber Sunday, the biggest sales event of our year.
We’ve got a TON of free gifts and discounts scheduled throughout the day with new ones going live each hour. You’ll want to check throughout the day because we’ve got some BIG surprises planned. Here are some hints:
We cannot wait for tomorrow.
~The Chubbies Team
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it's your classic 7th of July NEW SWIM DROP ALERT. We have prints that will make you squint. Shorts that will make you sport. And hoodies that'll make you feel goodie.
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There are things we were told not to change about our swim trunks: the stretchiness, the fit, the thigh liberating shortness, the fact that the moment you put them on, a world-beating confidence rushes through your bloodstream and you feel like anything is possible.
So we didn’t change those things. But we made some really cool new prints.
Holy freaking frick! I never thought I’d see Nessy. They said it wasn’t possible. And it turns out I didn’t even have to the Scottish Highlands, I just had to go on our website and look at these shorts.
Our sport shorts have things nobody else’s sport shorts have. Things like an awesome patterned compression liner, and one time, an expired corn dog in the pocket.
The first one is courtesy of our design team. The second one was my mischievous cousin Jeff playing a trick on me.
The other day I stormed into our CEO’s office. I was holding a shirt and I said, “DAMN YOU MAN. I was sipping my 8th cup of coffee and I realized… WE SHOULD SEW A HAT ONTO THIS SHIRT THAT STARTS AT THE NECK.”
He told me that was called a hoodie, then had security escort me off the premises. Well, I’m betting he liked the idea because we have 5 NEW HOODIES on the website.
362 Days until it’s the 4th of July.
~Joey "WOOHOO" Avery and the sparklers at Chubbies
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it said THANKS FOR SHOPPING THE UP TO 60% OFF CLEARANCE SALE YOU REALLY DID ME A SOLID THERE.
Good news for you, bad news for us. The bad news for us is that our company nanny, Gary Floppins, cruised in on his umbrella and told us we had to clean our website. We HATE cleaning. But he is strict and proper and we have to listen.
The good news for you is that means our CLEARANCE SALE is here. Up to 60% off in every category you can imagine. Trunks, shorts, shirts, lounge, sport, ladies, tees, jackets EVERYTHING. The only thing we don’t have on sale is Gary’s umbrella.
Just a spoon full of clearance MAKES THE SALE POP OFF.
~Joey “Practically perfect in every way” Avery and all the supercallifragilisticexpialidocious peeps at Chubbies
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OF STRETCH SHORTS. WE'RE TALKING THE DEEPEST BLUE YOU'VE EVER LAID YOUR EYES UPON.
Then you already know, these are the shorts you have to have. If you’re not any of those things, I’ll just assume you’re reading this email because you love my writing and in that case, I’d like to formally recommend that you try these shorts.
We’ve got some pretty radical brand new shirts that have two things going for them. Collars. And stretchy comfort.
When you combine those two things you can trick people into thinking you’re classy when in fact, you’re just awesome.
I used to wear underwear. Then I got several pairs of these bold patterned, form fitting, comfort inducing, through-the-fence having stretch undies and I decided I’d start calling them FUNderwear. Because, you know, they’re fun.
Plus if you wear just these with the shirts in this email you can slide across the floor for a little bit of what I call, “Risky Not Currently at my Place of Business.”
TIL what TIL means.
~Erich “And if you didn’t know, you will learn today too.” Hellstrom and all the other Internet learners at Chubbies HQ
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Right now you can geta free dad hat with qualifying purchase AND we’ve got a huge discount live for anyone who buys a pair of casual shorts and a top.
AND THINGS WILL JUST GET CRAZIER FROM HERE. New gifts. New discounts. New videos. EVERY HOUR.
LET. US. PARTY.
We hope you enjoy our favorite day of the year.
~The Chubbies Team
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seriously. This is about one things, BIRDS. Well, also about our Twitch channel...but mostly about birds.
SQUACK SQUACK SQUACK. CACAWWWWWW. CACAWWWW. Sorry ‘bout that, I WAS TALKING TO THE BIRDS. Because birds are awesome.
Anyway, here are some cool things I know about birds.
1. They can FLY
2. Their bones are hollow, which allows them to FLY
3. We have over 6 swim trunks with birds on them
4. Some bird species are intelligent enough to use tools
5. Birdman Anderson has a lot of tattoos
6. Ravens can mimic human speech and sound
7. We have shorts with BALD EAGLES ON THEM
10. We have ALL SORTS OF BIRD SHIRTS
11. Some ducks sleep with one eye open
12. So should all of my enemies
13. This bird is freakin’ sassy as hell
14. We have a bunch of comfy lounge gear with birds on ‘em
15. Woodpeckers are loud
16. Penguins recently starred in the romcoms, “Happy Feet” and “March of the Penguins”
17. The bird is the word
And it’s not just because I’ve had too much coffee. Although I have. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA.
Anyway, the Chubbies Podcast has been making your Monday mornings better for over 50 episodes now. And to celebrate, we officially launched a Twitch channel which means every Wednesday at 3pm PST we will be doing our podcast live. And on many of those Wednesdays, there will be a chance to win awesome prizes for anyone watching on Twitch.
You can watch live, ask us questions, win free Chubbies and most importantly burn a clean hour of your workday without getting anything done.
Me whenever I make a delicious new fruit spread:
“OH HOT DAMN. THIS IS MY JAM.”
~Joey “KEEP ON PARTYIN’ TILL THE AM” Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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are back for 5 minutes...probably. They're pretty cool so I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they sold out that fast.
That’s right. Much like the boys before them, these shorts are back in town. So prepare some tasty guitar licks because these compression lined sport shorts don’t always come to town for long.
Think of the perfect day on the boat, at the lake, or even in a park.
Picture the shorts. Do they have a rip stop fabric that decreases rip possibility so you can use them for heavy wear?
Do they have a quick drain pocket and fast drying fabric so you can pop in and out of the water as needed?
Do they have a 5-inch inseam and stretch fabrication?
OH, they do DON’T THEY.
These shorts are under $35 which is really quite a deal since they double your dodgeball skills.
It’s also pretty neat that you can write your name on them because then if your crush borrows them it’s supes cute that they say your name.
Did you know when you say you’re “working from home” you don’t have to be at your house?
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~Erich "I am in Tahiti" Hellstrom and everyone who hopefully didn't read this at Chubbies.
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I said we CANNOT sell shorts at 25% off. So now I, the Chubbies Accountant, RESIGN my position until the shorts flash sale is over. This will not stand. It is a bold violation of principles.
25% off 27 styles of stretch casual and lounge shorts.
Smart business decision? No. Advisable? No. Fun? ABSOLUTELY.
It starts NOW and ends Wednesday at 11:50pm EST.
And remember, if you buy anything today you’ll get an additional 15% off on Julyber Sunday.
Why haven't we EVER had stretch seersucker shorts until this very moment?
HOW BOUT WE STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE PAST AND FOCUS ON THE PRESENT.
The stretchy, seersuckery, present.
Call this shirt an alternative band, because everyone is gonna be mad when it sells out.
Look when you're talking about a stars and striped-i-fied bamboo infused performance polo that billows in the breeze, fits soft and stretchy, and makes you a force to be reckoned with in both comfort and athletic ability... It's bound to sell out.
I showed all the new colors of our stretch casual shorts to an art expert. He told me if Monet had worn these new colors to paint he would have been a better painter.
I can't prove that but I feel like it's true.
I went to see the musical "Chairs." It's just 15 seconds of a song and then some jackass steals your seat. Not impressed.
~Joey "Hamilton was much better" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies HQ
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delivered by a bald eagle wearing a powdered wig reciting the bill of rights whilst painting a spot on statue of liberty.
Is that a rock you're living under? 'Cause it's the last day for:
20% OFF SWIM STYLES
If you're ready to get out from under that rock, you have until 2pm EDT/11am PDT on Monday (tomorrow) to get in on these deals.
*Free 2-day shipping on all orders $99+ by Monday, July 1st at 2pm EDT/11am PDT. Get it by the 4th*
GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK. It's the last day for:
20% OFF 4th of July styles.
Or, try and get them in time for the 2nd when our Women's National Team is set to defeat England like it's the 4th all over again. WHAT A WEEK.
You have until 2pm EDT/11am PDT on Monday (tomorrow) to get in on these deals.
*Free 2-day shipping on all orders $99+ by Monday, July 1st at 2pm EDT/11am PDT. Get it by the 4th*
All I have is a red pen and a commitment to hot hot deals. Lucky for you I just got out of MY CAGE and GOT LOOSE on the Chubbies website. I got REAL CRAZY this time. I marked down a bunch of styles so when you take the mark down AND THE 20% OFF:
THESE TRUNKSare under $40
THESE LADIES SUITSare under $40
THESE BOYS TRUNKS are $25
And THESE GIRLS SWIMSUITS are $25
That means you could get a two adult styles and one kids style for under $100.
Am I a super hero? No. Actually yes. Yes I am a super hero.
I don’t have to tell you twice. You already heard the boat. And the only thing worse than ignoring the boat, is MISSING IT.
And today is the last day for FREE 2-DAY ON ORDERS $99+. So if you want your stuff in time for the 4th. You know what to do.
Be warned, playing Tic-Tac-Toe with your actual toe is frowned upon in "certain" offices of shorts-forward fashion companies.
~Erich "IT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME" Hellstrom and the prudes at Chubbies.
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we're gonna need a bigger email. Smile, you sonuva sale. Farewell and adieu to you fair discount bundles.
Did you know that today is Shark Awareness Day? As much as we should be aware of sharks, we need to be aware of how to best co-exist with these units of the sea. So we encourage you to check out:
To celebrate, we picked 3 different types of sharks and made their names a discount code. If you type them in as a discount you will get a secret % off your order today on our site.
We just put all sorts of bundled discounts of up to 20% off on our website. 8 different discounts to be exact. 8
We have discounts for Casual Shorts, Swim Trunks, Lounge Shorts, Collared Shirts, Americana Collection, AND MORE.
These shorts have the rare double duo of being paradise while also depicting it. Give your thighs the vacation they deserve. Give your eyes the vacation they desire.
I just got into playing stocks. I like to play as beef stock but sometimes I play as chicken.
~Joey “Savory” Avery and all the Wall Street Wizards at Chubbies
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it's almost July 4th, which means it's almost JULYBER SUNDAY AND ALSO TIME FOR A 4TH OF JULY COLLECTION. BOOM-TO-THE-SLAM.
It's called Julyber Sunday. And it's basically exactly like Cyber Monday, except in June, on a Sunday, and delivers just in time to completely outfit your 4th of July.
For ye who've been a part of the Chubster Nation for aeons, in the past we've done this on a Monday, but then we realized that was too closely affiliated with Work, and we ain't tryna play that, so we swapped it over to Sunday for a more leisurely Shopstravaganza.
This year's Julyber Sunday will feature:
1) sales and discounts up the wazoo
2) brand new free gifts with purchase every hour on the hour
3) brand new and exclusive product built for the 4th of July
PS OF EXTREME IMPORTANCE: If you place an order today, you will also receive a secret code for an additional 15% off any order you place on Julyber Sunday. Maximum discounts much?
The 4th of July is coming which means two things.
1) We’re dropping a bunch of fresh, patriotic, and limited styles that won’t be coming back once they’re gone.
2) The sun will be shining and you will be celebrating. We’d like to be there with you. In clothing form.
Today is National Make Up a Holiday Day. How are YOU celebrating?
~Erich "I'M DOING IT BY DOING IT" Hellstrom and everyone else at Chubbies
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One day. 22 swim styles. Crazy deals. You get 25% off everything in this swim collectionwith the code:
SWIMFLASHSALE25
It starts now and it ends Monday at 11:50pm EST.
And remember, if you buy anything today you’ll get an additional 15% off on Julyber Sunday.
You: WE LOVE THE 4 INCH INSEAM TRUNKS. WE DEMAND MORE OF THE SHORTIES.
Us: Sheeeeeeesh. So demanding. So much all caps. WE’LL PUT 6 MORE SHORTIES ON THE WEBSITE.
You: Weeeeeeeeeee
I could spend a few paragraphs beating around the bush and make you think all these styles might not get restocked...
BUT THEY'RE ALL RESTOCKED NOW.
Some say tomato, some say tomato. But since you only say it one way, you read it exactly the same.
~Joey "Nobody really says tomahtoe though. That’s a lie" Avery and the pohtahtoes at Chubbies
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OUR MOST POPULAR SHORT IS FREE W/ PURCHASE FOR THE NEXT HOUR. GOGOGOGOGOGOGOG GO NOW.
We just took our most iconic style and made them a free gift FOR ONE HOUR ONLY.
This is a short that has been worn by presidents and sent to space. And now you can get them for free, with purchase, in time for the 4th of July.
Sky's out, thighs out.
~The Chubbies Team
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Polos. Yeah we’ve got ‘em. 5 of 'em in fact. And they're cool. And good. And cool. You'll probably like them. A lot.
Why were our sport polos the #1 most requested bring back item?
Maybe because they are a lightweight breathable shirt made with a bamboo blend and infused with the stroke of luck you need to get a hole in one, whether or not you’re playing golf in them.
Perfect for the boat party, BBQ, or like I said, strutting out onto the golf course having never played and slicing a driver 92 yards right into the hole.
Father’s Day is a great time to give something back to someone who has given you so much. Often that’s a dad. For some, it’s a brother, a teacher, a role model. It doesn’t matter to us. Whoever it is we can be sure of two things.
1. He deserves a thank you.
2. His closet needs some help.
So we’re offering 15% off premium swim styles to help bring his trunk game back, just use code ILOVEDAD15 at checkout on any full priced swim trunks. *not applicable with other discounts
Here’s the deal.
You need two new pairs of shorts, and I need to convince my boss I “came up with an idea.”
So if you buy two casual shorts I’m gonna give you 15% off and then I’m going to take PTO for the next two weeks.
Little known fact, that song that goes, “baby you’re a firework” is actually about a human. NOT a colorful stick of dynamite.
~Joey "In fact it's about a baby" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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Important Restock Announcement: They've been restocked. The ones you desire. The ones you pleaded us for. The ones that will get future you many, many compliments at the pool and/or beach.
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Wee-oooh-weee-ohh there must be some heat coming off our website because a bunch of FIRE TRUNKS just arrived.
We brought back a few favorites you’ve been asking us about for months AND have a new pair that all the shorts scouts consider the #1 prospect.
We’ve got a full collection of rainbow goodness to help you celebrate this June. Short trunks. Classic length trunks. Sport Shorts. Chubberalls. EVERY. THING. YOU. COULD. WANT.
We have 2 new shirts, restocked patterns, and 3 new ways to make awesome friends.
The first 2 ways are buying one of these stretch shirts since the patterns say, “sup” and the fabric says, “yo.” The last way is secret.
I am 99.726 % sure it is not your birthday.
~Joey "Happy Belated Birthday" Avery and the everyone else at Chubbies
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voting is over, time is up, the man models hath been chosen. 10 lads who outlasted the other 11,990. They're a group of guys so cool that a polar bear once tipped it's hat to them...don't quote me on that though.
Over 12,000 worthy candidates submitted. 10 won.
Behold, the new Chubbies Models.
Congratulations to our winners and THANK YOU to everyone who took part and made the 2019 competition so great. You all have a place in male modeling history.
Have you ever watched paint dry? It’s honestly not THAT bad.
~ Joey "Especially if you eat some" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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The sun is shining, the fireflies are out, you probably should be wearing sun screen but you're not and IT'S WORRYING EVERYONE.
The sun is shining, the fireflies are out, you probably should be wearing sun screen but you’re not and IT’S WORRYING EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU.
The point is, it’s summer from sea to shining sea, and it’s time you dressed appropriately.
Lookin' good sport.
Or at least future you is lookin’ good… because future you saw these built-for-action sport shorts and thought you know what? I’m BUYING those.
And then future you had a long, deep, laugh at past you for not having these comfort inducing yet action durable shorts.
The Golem’s -$34.99
If you like the idea of a State Fair, you’ll LOVE the idea of a State Unfair. Sometimes you win a stuffed animal. Other times someone knocks out your teeth and gives 10 grand to your mortal enemy.
Hear all about it here.
~Joey “FUNNEL CAKE” Avery and all the Ferris wheel riders at Chubbies
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ahhhh everyone loves that new swim smell. A touch of sunscreen, a dabble of sand, and a heaping scent of the weekend.
????We got that summah time, summah time SALENESS.????
Our summer sale just got JUICED up. It includes swim, casual, sport, lounge, outerwear, collared shirts AND T-shirts with discounts UP TO 25% OFF.
Translation: ALL THE THINGS. LESS THE MONEY.
A lot of times we tell you when a ton of new trunks hit the site. Today we’re giving these two pairs a special treatment.
Why?
Because they’re superstars. And if we’ve learned anything from basketball it’s that if you don’t pamper your superstars they leave you. And we don’t want these trunks to leave us. Unless you buy them.
The best part about storming Area 51 with a million of your best compatriots isn't the sweet new aliens you find, it's the friendships you build along the way.
~Erich “jk the aliens are awesome and have cool ray guns” Hellstrom and all the believers at Chubbies
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**I mean shorts. Damn autocorrect, can't even get our FLASH SPORT SALE right. Jeesh. Well get in there now cause those styles are only 25% off until tomorrow.
Dear athlete - We just put a heck ton of sport shorts in our Sport Shorts Flash Sale with styles up to 25% off.
It starts right now, and ends Thursday at Midnight EST.
You better get it while the gettin’ is good cause the good ain’t gonna gettin' for long.
You wanted swimwear for the whole fam this 4th of July and we made it happen.
We're relaunching our Ladies Swim line, with adjustable straps, a built-in shelf bra, and a hip-and-rear fit that's more 2019 than 1985.
And to top it off, our first ever lil' girls one-piece.
My favorite super hero is Guitar Hero, and his super power is playing an instrument that doesn’t make music.
~Joey "It's more than a feeling" Avery and everyone else who's name is Jones at Chubbies
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for the International Family Olympics being held at your local pool. Compete in style.
The other day I opened up Instagram on my phone only to feel it turn scaldingly hot. Why so hot? Because I was seeing photos of full families wearing matching Chubbies, and that hot fire almost burned my phone from the inside out.
Not to mention, we just released our COMPLETELY REDESIGNED LADIES SWIM AND BRAND NEW GIRLS SWIM. We fit tested with all the ladies of Chubbies HQ until we got to a silhouette they loved...and one that you'll love, too.
You still need an outfit for your 4th of July and we want to help.
SO if you spend over $35 we’re going to offer you free shipping to get it in time for the 4th.
Make sure you order before 2pm EDT/ 11am PDT on Friday to avoid becoming the one who RUINED THE HOLIDAY with a bad outfit.
Stretchy. Soft. Comfortable. Perfect for the golf course. The boat. The bar. Even better for that DDR conference you’re going to attend but might not tell all of your friends about.
It’s been years since we’ve had our performance polos and no other product has been asked for more. Now they’re back and there are 9 of them.
Just bought a car from Switzerland, looks great BUT I CAN’T GET IT OUT OF NEUTRAL.
~Joey "I'll be here all week" Avery and all the Swiss Cheesers at Chubbies.
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Gnarly: adj. difficult, dangerous, or challenging. Also, the perfect descriptor for July 26th.
This is, arguably, the most important day of the year. If you are gnarly, get gnarlier. If you aren’t gnarly at all. This is your chance to start. Lucky for you, we’ve prepared some shortcuts to help you get gnarly today.
1) Get pitted
2) Crush a burrito
3) Do pull-ups on a log like Rocky
4) Buy these shorts, the Gnarvy’s, and then go do pull-ups on a log like Rocky
5) Buy a nice new ottoman for extreme post up sessions
6) Start a food fight
7) Grow your hair super long
8) Be barefoot more often
9) Call your loved ones
10) Get a soft blanket
11) DRINK AN ENERGY DRINK
12) Meditate
13) Plant a tree
14) Party
15) Buy a fun hat
16) Eat a lollipop
17) Drop into a halfpipe
18) Buy those shoes that can grind rails and GRIND RAILS IN THEM
19) Do some arts and crafts
20) Rent a surfboard and hang out on the beach next to it
21) Write a book
22) Donate money
23) Eat AN ENTIRE TRAY OF BAGEL BITES
24) Do some cardio
25) Buy a funky groove suit
As you can see, there are layers of gnarlitude. You can achieve it through extreme sports, moderate generosity, or even shopping the Chubbies website. Whatever you do… today is the today to get started. So get out there. AND GET GNARLY.
Ice cream is better out of a cup than a cone.
~Joey “Change My Mind” Avery and everyone who disagrees at Chubbies
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my friends call me Casual Shorts Sale, but you, you call me Dr. Shorts Sale. I didn't earn my PhD in being a sale collection to be undermined by some email reader.
This is not us casually selling shorts. In fact it’s a very formal sale. I’m wearing a bow tie right now.
And I can formally say you can get casual shorts at up to 19% off, with some markdowns over 50% off. So head over there. Casually. Formally. However you do it.
*Eagles scream*
*Fireworks explode*
*Bells in Philadelphia crack*
We finally made the blazer that you can wear to that (INSERT EVERY EVENT) you’re going to.
I am a world-renowned dodgeball prospect, as well as super good at doing handstands underwater.
That’s why I love our BRAND NEW and recently restocked compression lined sport shorts
As well as our hybrids that allow me to compete on land and sea.
What if the pyramids built the ALIENS this whole time?
~Erich "Think about it" and everyone else at Chubbies
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ya dang right it is. Only on Julyber Sunday could you get one of the coolest swimsuits that has graced this world as a free gift with purchase.
The only thing more free than your thighs in these America inspired stretch trunks is…. THE TRUNKS THEMSELVES.
Because starting this hour, these babies are now free with any purchase over $175.
According to the surgeon general, you should not operate heavy machinery while wearing this robe. According to our design team, it's made of sweet dreams and puppy kisses. It's so soft that it's controversial.
And you can get it FOR FREE with a qualifying purchase starting at 8pm EDT/ 5pm PDT.
I think it goes without saying, my favorite athlete is Robey Bryant.
~The Chubbies Robetrotters
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are new, are improved, and are the COOLEST THING ON OUR SITE RIGHT NOW. Don't believe me, then see them for yourself.
If I had a nickel for every comment, tweet, email, random person stopping me on the street to ask when our ladies swimsuits would be back in stock I’d have too many nickels, and I HATE NICKELS.
But unlike nickels, I love these suits and they’re back in their completely redesigned glory. Revamped for a universal fit and loved by all the ladies at Chubbies HQ, these new suits come in a variety of prints for maximum style, comfort, and matchability.
When we first made these Stretch Seersucker Shirts I thought to myself, don’t you dare turn up the stretch-o-meter, I don’t know how I’ll handle it.
Well, the design team turned up the stretch-o-meter anyway, which lead to buttery smooth comfort and a shirt that quite honestly, ruined all other shirts for me.
THANKS FOR THAT. DESIGN TEAM.
Hi there.
You work hard. You try your best. You’re a good person, you’re very generous and you have beautiful eyes. For all those reasons you deserve a free gift with purchase. So get out there and get it.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but so does tagging them in a post on Facebook about how you don’t want to see them.
~Erich “Seriously stay out of my way Dr. Hendrix” Hellstrom and the crew at Chubbies
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*banana shorts and banana shirts and banana trunks. bananas freakin' everywhere. Peel with it, alright.
The other day I was on a stroll through the jungle and I was thinking, “Wow, there’s a LOT of bananas in this jungle.” And then I realized I wasn’t in a jungle at all. I was on the Chubbies website. WHAT A MIX UP.
But you can see how I’d make the mistake. Because it’s a full on banana takeover.
We’ve got banana sport shorts.
Banana trunks.
And the coolest Banana shirt ever made according to the Banana Shirt Research Foundation.
A lot of people ask why we have so much awesome banana gear. And honestly, I don’t know. I think it’s just because of how awesome it is.
Anyway I’m pleased to announce or new CEO, his name is Rick.
A WHOLE WEEK OF CRAZINESS IS INBOUND AND I CAN’T CONTAIN MYSELF.
It all leads up to the bonanza that is the free gift discount party of Julyber Sunday on 6/23 and if you buy ANYTHING leading up to that you get an extra 15% off on Julyber Sunday. Which is a deal upon a deal upon a deal.
Reminder about the week’s schedule:
Sunday 6/16: SWIM FLASH SALE
Tuesday 6/18: CASUAL SHORTS FLASH SALE
Wednesday 6/19: SPORT FLASH SALE
Friday 6/21: SECRET SALE
Sunday 6/23: JULYBER SUNDAY
Is the verb, “to eat a muffin” just “muffin’?” Could you say, “I’m muffin’ a muffin?” I think you can.
~ Joey "Pastry" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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and when I say easy, I mean easy. Like the bake oven. Or the free rides. Or the birds.
It’s been a hot second since we came out with new lounge shorts.
And the reason for that is that I personally have to tell bedtime stories to all these shorts for 3 months until they are soft and comfy enough to reach you fine people.
Well now they are ready, and in case you're wondering both the Prince and Princess of Loungelandia lived happily ever after.
I just watched a documentary on Netflix about a guy who says the government IS WORKING ON ALIEN SPACECRAFTS AS WE SPEAK. Then I noticed we have alien shorts, and I was like, THAT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE.
So… yeah. I’d get these while we have a civilization.
Did we make our famous Lake Shorts in a design that’s covered with pineapples? Yes. Why? The burden of proof is on why not. Why not? THERE IS NO REASON.
When I wear these comfy, stretchy, slip on, slip off, chillin’ shorts I finally feel at peace. That’s why they’re called the “Lake Shorts.” Not the “Sitting in Traffic on Your Way to a Dead-End Job Shorts.”
If aliens abduct me I’ve got one question. Is Michael McDonald one of us?
~Joey “I Keep Forgettin” Avery and everyone who heard it through the grapevine at Chubbies
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Here’s 50 free things on us...well 50 free things you can enjoy anytime, really.
We hope you have a great day celebrating our Nation tomorrow. The 4th of July is a special day for us at Chubbies, it is a huge part of who we are, and we are eternally grateful to all of those who keep us free, so we can do the same for your thighs.
To get you ready for tomorrow, we’ve posted some 4th of Julyspiration courtesy of YOU ALL, on our Instagram story.
It is with the spirit of the 4th in mind, that we would like to make a non-comprehensive list of things that are and should remain free.
Celebrate your freedom with these 50 free things:
America
Your thighs
Hugs
Tiny cone cups of water
Coffee in a hotel lobby that you’re not staying at but you walk in like you own the place, and you get that free coffee then you leave
Library naps
Sitting under a tree
Saying “what up” to the tree
Telling people staring at you for talking to a tree THAT IT’S A FREE COUNTRY
Online Chess
Toys at most kids' dental offices
“Falling” is free according to the late great Tom Petty
Candy on Halloween
Safeties are free in football
Roadside couches
The Chubbies Comedy Hour Podcast
Smoke Detectors
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
Oxygen
My next sandwich at J.C.s sandwich shop
A gentle breeze on your face
Watching Joey Chestnut demolish this year’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
High Fives
Low Fives
Lynyrd Skynyrd’s bird
Drives by the water where you think about your life
Watching amateur dads light expensive and dangerous fireworks
Driving over certain bridges
Harmonizing with your friends
Smiles from strangers who like your sweet swim trunks
Mental images of you riding an eagle across all of the Great Lakes
That mattress on the ground next to the on-ramp
The smell of a charcoal grill firing up
Samples at Costco
Wheeling, loading, and styling
A swim in the Mighty Pacific
Our shipping
A lesson from Shooter McGavin
Willy
A single tear while seeing the Grand Canyon for the 1st time
Folklore
The smell of freshly cut grass
Me, tomorrow night
Falling asleep at the beach and getting a sunburn on the whole left side of your body
Dropping water balloons off the roof
Singing in a loud basso profundo
Getting someone to buy you a frosty cold one
Mouthing off
The sound of a babbling brook
Enjoying the company of your close friends, family members, and people you just met on the best damn 4th of July you've ever had.
One thing that isn’t free, is freedom. Make sure to take time to thank a badass/veteran today.
Happy 4th of July
~ The Chubbies Team
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3 different Marvel Swim Trunks for every universe-saving mood you could possibly be in.
We have 3 different Marvel Swim Trunks for every mood:
If you want to rep Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
If you want to cannonball fiercely into the pool like a mad Titan.
Or, if you want to lounge poolside like a certain Guardian of the Galaxy.
We’re incredibly excited to share them with you so you can web sling into your pool like the hero you are.
It’s been hard to keep the secret that we’ve been working with our friends at Marvel on some insanely awesome matching swim trunk sets featuring some of our very favorite characters from the Marvel Universe.
But now that we can tell you, I'd suggest you get a move on, because these limited edition Marvel trunks won't be around for long.
We hope you're as excited as we are.
~The Whole Chubbies Team
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All good things come to an end. We know this. But did you know all GREAT things come to an end? Ouch. I didn’t realize that until I heard that the summer sale was ending.
But it’s true. Your chance to get an extra 15% off the sale ends Thursday at 11:59 PM EDT.
Why am I so giddy and giggly? Because my boss told me to write about underwear and I have the maturity of a 6-year-old. BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE COOTIES!
Anyway, we have an UNDERWEAR DEAL, so if you buy 2 undies you get 15% off, if you buy 3 you get 20% off, and if you meet someone you like you can take them 100% off.
Hehehehe.
I’m not a cowboy. I’m a cowMAN.
~Joey “YEEEEHAWWWW” AVERY and everyone else at Chubbies
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Thomas Rhett designed Chubbies swimwear for the whole family. And it's twice as awesome as you thought it would be.
He sells out stadiums all over the world. Goes Multi-Platinum. He wins the ACM Male Artist of the Year award and his album Center Point Road (The Valory Music Co.) was the biggest streaming debut for a country album ever.
Oh yeah, and hedesigns Chubbies swimwear for the whole family.
Did you know that last one? Probably not.
Because we just announced that today. And I’d snag some of that color-blasted 90s-inspired print swimwear now before it’s too late.
I wonder if TR will let me take a whack at writing songs for him now. Tit for tat? I think it's a fair trade.
~Joey "Grammy" Avery and the whole live band at Chubbies HQ
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for sporting peoples who enjoy a match or game or run or just hanging out on the couch and looking ready to sport like nobody's business
Long known as the perfect short for athletic achievement, or supreme compression aided post up sessions on the couch our compression lined shorts always leave a little something to the imagination with fun designs and superior performance.
While I have your attention, golfers of Chubster Nation, I should let you know that we have a GOLF BUNDLE DEAL going on right now on the site that you won’t want to miss. Although I’ve seen what happens with those 5-foot putts...
2 ITEMS = 15% OFF
3 ITEMS = 20% OFF
I love these shorts. And haters will say, “then why don’t you marry them?” The answer is purely legal. I would do it.
Clearly, you love them too because you always buy them immediately. Probably because they are perfect in the water, out of water short, reinforced with stretch and ripstop fabric so you can do just about anything you please in them.
It’s either that, or you just have a connection. Either way is fine.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but so does tagging them in a post on Facebook about how you don’t want to see them.
~Erich “Seriously stay out of my way Dr. Hendrix” Hellstrom and the crew at Chubbies
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becaaaause WE'RE PUTTING BLAZERS ON SALE AND WE NEVER DO THAT. Why? Don't know. Don't care. But it's happening.
We always say our blazers are the perfect look for any occasion. So now allow us to prepare a list of occasions for which they are not:
1. Playing in a professional ice hockey game.
That is the end of the list.
Let us celebrate WITH A SALE. 30% OFF BLAZERS + an additional 15% OFF when you add a pair of Casual Shorts.
This is the best blazer deal since Portland's basketball team was sold for a nickel in 1702. *DO NOT LOOK THAT UP*
ATTENTION. ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
Get an extra 15% OFF already marked down items...
Why?
Because we broke the office calculator and nobody does math.
Just use code "SUMMERSALE15" at checkout.
I want to go to a party with all scientists. That way I can find out what 9 out of 10 of them think about EVERYTHING I ASK.
~Market Research Girl and all the scientists at Chubbies HQ
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Well today is and there's also one in June, which is great, EVERY MONTH SHOULD HAVE A DINOSAUR DAY. Either way, we're here to help you celebrate this one with a few ideas:
1) Visit a local museum to learn about dinosaurs and support museums.
2) Adorn yourself in Dino-gear with things like:
3) Start devising meteor defense plans in your basement so that we do not suffer the same fate as the dinosaurs.
4) Remember that some dinosaurs still exist and you should not ride them.
5) Buy this cool artsy dinosaur puzzle or something.
6) Watch Jurassic Park.
7) Enjoy the fun fact that “Velociraptor” means “speedy thief” or “swift seizer” in Latin.
Whatever you do to celebrate, ENJOY THE DAY, and stay away from tar pits.
Do you ever think about if dinosaurs had stuck around and built cities like humans did? Big, giant, reptile cities where they could wear their reptile suits to their reptile jobs so they could support their reptile families? Do you think about that? Because I don’t. I definitely don't. That would be a weird thought to have.
~Joey “Speedy Thief” Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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But it will be gone before the bell is done ringing.
So I would stop reading this and....
We wanted to bring back some of our tastiest Taco Bell gear to celebrate the opening of The Bell, The Taco Bell Hotel, which yes, is a real thing.
So while the hotel is sold out you still have a chance to dress yourself from head to toe in Chubbies x Taco Bell gear, fill up a tub with Chalupas and bathe in it like the supreme gentleperson you are.
Think outside the bun. Think inside the fun.
~Erich “FIRE” Hellstrom and everyone else at Chubbies
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Sales Are Tight. Hopefully you've been studying and are prepared because the SATs are very important.
The Back to School Casual Shorts Sale is here and it means BUSINESS. Actually, it means 19% off our most popular shorts with the code:
BACK2SCHOOL19
We want you to bring your summer vibin’, short shortin’ self into the year with some clothes that let you bring your good vibes with you.
And even if you're not in school, just call it a "still at work" sale and get all the goods for 19% off. But act quickly, because the sale will be changing every few days.
???? Baaaack to school. Baaaaack to school. To prove to Dad that I’m not a foooool. ????
~Joey “Billy” Avery and all the Veronica Vaughn’s at Chubbies
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The Back to School Casual Shorts Sale is here and it means BUSINESS. Actually, it means 19% off our most popular shorts with the code:
BACK2SCHOOL19
We want you to bring your summer vibin’, short shortin’ self into the year with some clothes that let you bring your good vibes with you.
And even if you're not in school, just call it a "still at work" sale and get all the goods for 19% off. But act quickly, because the sale will be changing every few days.
???? Baaaack to school. Baaaaack to school. To prove to Dad that I’m not a foooool. ????
~Joey “Billy” Avery and all the Veronica Vaughn’s at Chubbies
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Yes. It's a really comfy, really soft, really stretch performance shirt. And, when you hit it with light, IT TURNS INTO A FRIGGIN' PARTY.
You: It's just me, ridin' my bike in this shirt.
Car Driving By: Vroom vroom, look at my headlights.
This Shirt: PARTY.
Car: WHHHAAAAAAA??!?!?!
The strechiest short in science and stretchnology is back in a saweeeet new style. Made for all things summer and all kicks high, this Stretch Seersucker Short is a treat for the thighs and a treat for the eyes.
Would you be surprised if I told you our best selling soft stretch shirt was back in stock? The one that's 98% cotton, 2% spandex, super breathable, and softer than any other collared shirt we've made.
Would you also be surprised if I told you this shirt made all of my dreams come true?
Anybody else think that basketball would be much cooler if they bounced baskets down the court and tried to catch balls with them?
~Ashley "I totally know sports" Spencer and all the basket hoopers at Chubbies
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You don't want to fail Lounging 101 this semester, do you? Well, then you better study this Back to School Lounge Sale before it ends THIS SUNDAY so you get 19% of our comfiest shorts with the code:
BACK2SCHOOL19
Are you ready for an uncomprehensive list of things you can do in our waterproof, stretchy, amazing looking Hybrid Performance shorts? Good.
Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro
Swim across Lake Titicaca
Run across the Gobi Desert
Eat a large helping of dessert
Hit a sweet jump on your bicycle
Find Carmen San Diego (finally)
Watch the entire box set of Frasier
Train to be a lifeguard
Take the lifeguard test
Decide it's too much work to be a lifeguard
Slow-motion run on the beach anyway
Hang out at the beachside bar and talk to everyone about how you were almost a lifeguard
And there's plenty more where that came from, see for yourself.
Pro Tip: If you enjoy sleeping during class but don't want to fail, major in Sleep Therapy and you'll get to do what you love for the rest of your life.
~Erich “The Sleep Scientist” Hellstrom and all the cat nappers at Chubbies
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I can see the future AND IT IS BRIGHT AND SOFT AND STRETCHY. Mainly because of these shirts, but also because of the sweet haircut you get in 3 months.
You might remember when we reinvented the shirt game with stretch seersucker sucker shirts. Well, we certainly remember it, because they sold out so fast we had to go back spelunking in stretch butter canyon for more of that material.
The expedition was successful and the shirts are back. But unfortunately Mason found his calling as a harmonica-playing canyon guide and he no longer works here.
A few weeks ago we announced the launch of our first ever Pride Collection.
Today we are announcing THAT WE JUST ADDED A BUNCH OF AWESOME CLOTHES TO IT.
I’ve consulted with my lawyer. And he told me to distance myself from these shorts because they are so soft it might be a felony.
I said, “I’ll take that risk. I’m here to lounge.”
I just found out Tom Cruise is the name of a human man. I thought it was just a fun party boat with a relatable name.
~Joey "Either way I'd still like to go island hopping in Greece with it" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies.
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Long known as the perfect short for athletic achievement, or supreme compression aided post up sessions on the couch our compression lined shorts always leave a little something to the imagination with fun designs and superior performance.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but so does tagging them in a post on Facebook about how you don’t want to see them.
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People like Underdogs....Figure out what breed Underdogs are.
School is coming back around, and most of us at Chubbies have moved on from schooling, but we wanted to share some pro tips about how to make an impact when you land on campus to let people know, hey, this may be school, but I mean BUSINESS.
*Disclaimer: most of these are bad ideas*
1. Tell your professor you're taking a sabbatical.
2. Go into the library and start doing someone else's homework, when they ask you what you're doing, say "SHHHHH. THIS IS A LIBRARY" as loud as you can.
3. AirBnB your side of the dorm room.
4. Speak only in riddles for the first 8 months.
5. Flood the hallways and travel through campus by boat.
6. BUY ALL THIS STUFF FROM OUR BACK TO SCHOOL SALE AND LOOK COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
7. Wet the bed and own it.
8. Roll up in a Trans AM, pull your letterman jacket partway off, blast "The Stroke" by Billy Squire and sit on the hood a la Billy Madison.
9. Align yourself with a fast food. Roll up to a T Bell, fill up your Trans Am with Chalupas and arrive wearing these trunks.
10. Go up to the biggest person in the school and fight, I mean make friends with them. (Sorry, copied over from a different list.)
That should be all you need to get you through the year. If you're not going back to school, might I recommend numbers 4 and 7 to get you to the next step in any phase of life.
Can I please be the captain of somebody's football team? I'm 5'9, pushing 30, and I don't have many skills. But I think it would be real fun, and I look cool in shiny headgear.
~Joey “Plz DM Me” Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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*40% off shirts. Jeez, my first week on the job and I'm already sending out typos. I'm not gonna last long here.
Have you ever been described as someone who has “more swag than a fish-fry in January on the Euphrates”? No? Well it means you're cool. All the kids are saying it. It’s a bit of a mouthful but we think our back-to-school shirts sale with UP TO 40% OFF will give you a better shot.
Remember when I told you that fish phrase and HOW ARE SHIRTS ARE UP TO 40% OFF?? I do. And if you don’t you should get your head checked.
Either way, when you $99+ in our sale collection we'll give you… a FREE… SHIRT. WHAT?? DOUBLE. SHIRT. TIME. YEW.
What’s your jam? Mine is Strawberry Rhubarb.
~Erich “Actually it's slow” Hellstrom and the canners at Chubbies
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It's about to get all shorts of refreshing up in here.
The only thing better than a limited edition Coke flavor is THREE LIMITED EDITION COCA-COLA AND CHUBBIES SWIM TRUNKS.
Well, for the first time ever that dream is a reality. Pop a top and sip in the beauty that is the best soft-drink-short-shorts-company collaboration the world has ever seen.
Next year: Diet Trunks. Maybe. I don't make those decisions. But I'd like to.
~Joey “Ahhhhhh” Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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Our team of discount scientists has been working ‘round the clock (in some very well priced lab coats) on how to get you the best Back 2 School savings we can.
Today, we made a breakthrough. WITH 6 WAYS TO SAVE. You build a bundle, we give you a huge discount, then you get a double discount with the code:
BACK2SCHOOL19
Including one of our best deals (ever??) 4 EASY SHORTS FOR $85. Hurry up, 'cause the sale ends Thursday at 12am EDT.
You can build bundles of:
Casual Shorts
Lounge
Swim
Easy Shorts
Sport Shirts
And more.
Then get bundle discounts x Back to School Discounts which = one hell of a good day. But hurry, the sale ends Thursday at 12am EDT.
Hey good news, your legs just got adopted into the Royal Family. I know what you’re thinking, “but I’m just a commoner, how is this possible?”
Well the royal blood in your quads wants you to WATCH HOW YOU TALK TO ROYALTY, and treat them with the fanciful comfort they deserve. Which is why we just released for the first time ever a new, luxurious, fabric for our lounge shorts.
Same soft comfort for hanging around the house, new fabric and construction to suit your fancy royal thighs.
If I was King I would let the palace guards dab on ‘em once in a while.
~Joey “Fancy” Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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His name is Travis Mills. A Father, Veteran, Funny Dude and a New York Times Best Selling Author.
And if you don't already know who he is... you'll be glad we introduced him.
Travis is a lot of things.
He is a father.
A Veteran.
A funny dude.
A Purple Heart and Bronze Star recipient.
A BOAT GUY.
A winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor Society's Citizen Honor Award.
A mountain biker.
A man who happily just celebrated his "7th Alive Day."
A New York Times Best Selling Author.
An inspirational speaker.
A Chubbies enthusiast.
Travis is a living reminder to, in his words, "Never give up. Never quit."
Travis lost his limbs during his third tour in Afghanistan, and he responded to the challenge by starting the Travis Mills Foundation, which helps support recalibrated veterans and their families grow and overcome together.
Watch this video to hear more about Travis' story, foundation, and his Chubbies experience.
We also had the privilege to sit down with Travis for a full hour on the Chubbies Podcast, which will be released on Monday 8/26.
Travis has been inspiring us for a long time, we hope he does the same for you.
Never give up. Never quit.
~The Chubbies Team
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We put every Back to School Sale LIVE SO YOU CAN GET YOUR STUFF BY LABOR DAY.
Oh yeah, and SWIM just got added. ALL OF THE THINGS. ALL OF THE DISCOUNTS. RIGHT NOW. Ending soon.
Oh yeah, and if you order before 11am PST on Tuesday you’ll get your stuff in time for Labor Day. So you can get great deals on our Americana Sale in time to celebrate all weekend in them.
What has two thumbs, three days of the weekend coming up and only one sock.
~Erich “Where the hell is my sock” Hellstrom and everybody else at Chubbies
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We believe in short shorts, long weekends, and fast shipping. That's why we've initiated FREE 2 DAY SHIPPING so you can get your Chubbies in time for Labor Day. All you have to do is spend $99+ and get your order in before Wednesday at 11am PDT/ 2pm EDT.
Check your calendar, because it's National "I know you've wanted these shorts for a while because they are stretchy and comfortable and go with everything, but you've been waiting for some reason" Day, and nobody skips this holiday.
It hasn't "been certified" yet, but we feel like it will. The reason that day is today is because these are our most popular shorts and we think they're great. Plus, when you bundle two pairs we'll give you 15% off. Don't just listen to us though, listen to the reviews from people who have 'em.
Just a few examples of why we wanted to invent this holiday for you. We recommend you check these out so you can be more like these lovely people... just please change clothes more often than Rick.
Earlier this year we released these awesome solid swim trunks with radical back pocket designs and a price point that made them disappear instantly.
When I heard they were coming back, I approached the company executives and demanded we raise the price to 7 thousand dollars to match demand. I was laughed out of the room and forced to write this email as an exercise in shame. So ya, get them at this good price still, or whatever.
When I was younger I used to think fax machines teleported paper from one place to another, but now I'm 31 and I still think that.
~Ashley "How does this thing work?" Spencer and everybody else at Chubbies
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I am 90% sure that’s the phrase. And that’s true or I’m not barking down the right tree.
Listen, I’m not good at “sayings” but I do know style, and these 8 new shirts exemplify it. With stretch fabrics that say, “I’m a man of comfort and leisure,” to prints that say “hey, I’m the fun one,” you literally cannot have a bad time in these.
We have 4 brand new lounge shorts in 5.5" & 7" and they are perfect for:
Chillin
Lampin
Kickin it
Postin Up
Relaxin
Spellin all sorts of words without the g
Most companies make blazers for people who have personal drivers and yell at the finance section of newspapers.
We make blazers for people who like to roller skate and laugh with their friends.
That’s why we took our blazers, the most fun blazers on the planet, and made them under $100 dollars.
Why isn’t palindrome a palindrome?
~Joey “Racecar” Avery and everyone who knows rats live on no evil star at Chubbies
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Turns out wearing these trunks will still make it a bad idea to chug a liter of Tapatio. Trust me.
We've been trying to make a swim trunk out of hot sauce for close to a decade. It's our white whale. After hundreds of very wet and uncomfortable prototypes, we had an Edison moment. Trunks with Tapatio bottles as a print, not as the main ingredient.
Flash forward a couple of months and we have the two hottest trunks that have ever graced your dinner plate... or pool.
I live by an easy motto, short trunks, hot sauces. Somehow it came together in a beautiful fusion that makes me so happy I am alive to see this moment. TAPATIO x CHUBBIES trunks. Limited edition. Delicious. Beautiful. Exciting. A single hot red tear is rolling down my cheek.
If you're reading this Tapatio man, I want you to know that I love you.
~Ashley "I'm feeling hot hot hot" Spencer and the hot sauce connoisseurs at Chubbies.
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in .02 seconds - courtesy of your new best friend, the Labor-Free Labor Day Clearance Sale
We're re-writing history this year and creating a new holiday, Labor-Free Labor Day. To commemorate it, we're taking our already crazy Clearance Sale markdowns and giving you an extra 20% off every using the code:
LABORDAY20
Why do this? 1) Because we'll do anything to improve a 3-day weekend, 2) Because my boss told me I could "do whatever I want" for the Labor Day Weekend Message, and 3) Because I don't want summer to end and this feels like it might extend it.
*can't be combined with other discounts*
How do you look at yourself in the mirror? HOW? No, seriously, from the front, or the side, or some other way I haven't thought of?
~Joey “Side Profile” Avery and the reflections at Chubbies
*p.s. I'm not allowed to tell you, but what if I said on Wed, Sept 4th we're dropping something that is great for land and sea and bar and near and far?*
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It is with a heavy heart and a nice head of hair, that I must inform you of some shocking news. The shorts industry has changed. It's not your fault, this one is on us.
We accidentally created the most versatile, moisture-wicking (that means waterproof), mesh pocket having, perfect fitting casual shorts the world has ever seen.
They are truly incredible, and for that we are sorry. Sorry that no other short will live up to it. We now live in a post EveryWear world. Now go, be with your loved ones.
Clothing is always optional if you think about it. It’s a choice you make every day. I will now choose differently and start to wear clothes to work.
~Joey “Naked and Afraid” Avery and the reflections at Chubbies
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What's up Weekend Warriors? It's time for the first edition of the revamp of your favorite weekly email handcrafted by your favorite company of all time. Grab a snack, keep your tray table in a horizontal and unlocked position and enjoy the ride.
What To Do This Weekend
Plan a gigantic game of hide and seek. Just don't do it at IKEA.
Take a dog nap for improved health.
Track down the Ohio rollercoaster thief.
Loosen Up My (Benjamin) Buttons
A VERY SMALL study this week suggested reversing the aging process might be possible. Does that mean we'll live forever? I don't know. But this photo is a picture of my Grandpa yesterday.
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PC: @benfrsc
This Week on the Podcast
Last Monday's episode of The Chubbies Podcast studied robocalls, millennials, and then changed the rules to every sport.
Listen now >
This Monday's episode will include the modern state of fandom and the worst product pitches ever. Want us to pitch a bad product? Tweet using the #chubbiespodcast hear your pitch on the following episode.
ICYMI
The Chubbies x The Trevor Project Pride Collection.
We've partnered with our friends at The Trevor Project, the leading national organization that provides crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to the LGBTQ+ youth.
100% of the net profits from our Chubbies Pride line will be donated to The Trevor Project.
Here at Chubbies we believe Pride isn’t a one month event, and suicide prevention isn’t a one day fight. We encourage you to learn more about their work, and donate to The Trevor Project directly.
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Chubster of the Week
Phillip Gore @philgore
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Brad Richardson @bradjr09
Jacksonville, Florida
Thanks to Phillip and Brad for reminding us that:
1. Football is back.
2. The Jaguars are not.
3. You don't have to win on the field to win in stands.
What's Their Favorite Restaurant?
HIGH FIVE GUYS.
AMIRITE?!
Here's to the weekend.
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The sun is setting on our Clearance Sale, and it's your LAST CHANCE to stock the heck up.
Plus, the best part is... most of the items are $35 or less when you apply an extra 20% off with the code:
CLEARANCE20
*can't be combined with other discounts, sale ends Monday, September 16th at 11:59pm EST*
I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something, so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes.
~Ashley “It's Tea Time” Spencer and the Tea Partiers at Chubbies
*Like basketball? Like shorts? We got something for you...*
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Lederhosen usually cost too much and restrict the thighs. We came in to change that. With The Lederhosen for under $100 and a 5.5" inseam, this has changed the game forever. Plus, you'll be just really darn cute matching the ladies.
Ich wollte eine coole Abmeldung in Deutsch machen, aber ich vertraute Google Translate, also bin ich sicher, dass dies Mist ist.
~Joey "Iustiger Spitzname" Avery and all the Oktober festers at Chubbies HQ.
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I don't know if you've ever had the opportunity to take a flock of the coolest people ever to Kissimmee, Florida and spend every day doing insanely fun things until you finally find yourself silently weeping on the airplane home, because you never wanted to leave...
But thanks to our friends at Experience Kissimmee... we JUST HAD that experience. And, fortunately for you, we made a video of it.
Also, thanks to our friends at Experience Kissimmee, THIS COULD BE YOU. Because, we areGIVING AWAY A FREE TRIP TO KISSIMMEE.
The sweepstakes includes:
- A trip for four people to Kissimmee, Florida.
- Round trip airfare for four guests to Orlando, Florida.
- Four days and three nights of accommodations.
- Standard car rental for the duration of the trip.
- Four one day passes to a local theme park.
- Four one day passes to a local attraction.
- Four pairs of Chubbies Shorts, so you and your crew can look positively BADASS for your trip.
* Airfare will be in coach class from any major airport within the 48 states in the contiguous US excluding FL/NY. Airport closest to the winner's residence will be determined by sponsor.
If there was a town called Hugimee... I would go there right before I went to Kissimmee... and then after that... I'd just see what happens.
~Joey "Lovimee" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies HQ
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In recognition of World Suicide Prevention Day, we’d like to make a few things very clear:
We believe in tolerance, acceptance and understanding. We believe in equality and inclusion. We believe that there are a million different ways to be beautiful, amazing, rad and righteous.
We believe that in a world so readily torn apart, we have more in common than that which divides us and that simple fact is worth celebrating. Moreover, we believe everyone is entitled to celebrate who they are with equal freedom, dignity and respect.
To be absolutely clear, when it comes to the rights of the LGBTQ+ community we are not neutral, and we are not indifferent. We believe in Pride. Today and every day.
We also believe in support and empowerment. That is why we’ve partnered with The Trevor Project. The Trevor Project is the leading national organization that provides crisis intervention and suicide prevention services for LGBTQ+ youth. They do incredibly important work in a community that is overrepresented in the suicide epidemic.
According to The Trevor Project’s National Survey on LGBTQ+ Youth Mental Health, more then half of transgender and non-binary youth have considered attempting suicide and more than 39% of the entire LGBTQ+ youth community have considered suicide within the past 12 months.
As of today, 100% of net profits from our Chubbies Pride line will be donated to the Trevor Project to support the work they're doing to save the lives of LGBTQ+ youth.
Here at Chubbies we believe Pride isn’t a one month event, and suicide prevention isn’t a one day fight. We encourage you to learn more about the The Trevor Project here, and to donate directly to The Trevor Project here, should you be so inclined.
All of the images you see in this email were shot by Tommy Dorfman. Tommy is an actor, a writer and an activist.
Tremendous thanks to Tommy, their friends featured in the photographs, and our contacts at The Trevor Project for helping bring this all together. If you want to see more of Tommy’s work check them out at @tommy.dorfman on Instagram.
If you or anyone you know is having suicidal thoughts, you're not alone. Confidential help is available for free:
The Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.
~The Chubbies Team
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Meet the Unplugged Shirt. The perfect button-down for those weekends where you head to your favorite wild place for a little solace. It has everything, including:
Lightweight 4-way stretch material
Hidden vents for easy breathability
Zipper pockets for securing all your goods
Relaxed roll-up sleeves
The Unplugged Shirt is ready for anything. Including a night out exploring your local watering holes.
Purchases over $99 will receive a free gift at checkout.
Our Sport Utility Shorts share the name of a vehicle for several reasons.
1. They are our toughest, most built for adventure short ever. With rip-stop fabric, sturdier and larger pockets, and a double layer back.
2. They have best in class towing and won 2019 Pickup Truck of the Year.
3. When I wear them I say vroom vroom and honk honk…
*2 of those 3 are true
People will tell you to play dead if you are being charged by a bear. But I have it on good authority that you should play live, like bust out a guitar and rock out until the bear’s having such a good time that you two become best friends.
~Ashley “I can bear-ly contain myself” Spencer and all the grizzlys at Chubbies
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Last year we made limited edition Star Wars™ trunks. Everyone freaked out and bought them right away.
This year we made even more AND our first ever Ladies Star Wars Swim. So we wanted to sneak onto the Death Star, but turns out we're not capable of doing that in this universe. Then we realized WE KNOW HOW TO MAKE MATCHING ADULTS AND KIDS SWIM ALREADY. Which is crazy, and could have saved us several light years.
I made the local pool lap in less than 12 parsecs wearing this suit.
~Joey "I CAN SWIM FASTER THAN YOU" Avery and all the eye rollers at Chubbies HQ.
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And by it, I mean made the comfiest throwback basketball short the internet has ever seen. With printed silk mesh, side taping, and pockets out the wazoo, this short says “I can hit a three-pointer AND give one-sided commentary on the Warriors 2nd half play from the comfort of my couch.”
Pro tip: we only made a limited quantity so I'd full-court press your way to the site ASAP.
I have something VERY important I need you to see.
~Niq “Dubs Fan 4 Lyfe” Lagleva and the oopers at Chubbies
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We just recorded a diss track and sent it to the Container Store, BECAUSE THIS CLEARANCE SALE CAN'T BE CONTAINED.
We just added over 50 NEW PRODUCTS. Not to mention you can get up to 65% off with the code:
CLEARANCE20
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One time in high school we had a spirit day called "Jersey Day" where people were supposed to wear sports gear to class, but I came dressed as Snooki instead.
~Ashley “GTL” Spencer and all the fist pumpers at Chubbies
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What's up Weekend Warriors? It's time for the second edition of the revamp of your favorite weekly email handcrafted by your favorite company of all time. Grab a friend, keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle, and enjoy the ride.
What To Do This Weekend
Play a little game we like to call, store aisle karaoke.
BANG THE DRUM.
Save the redwoods (you actually can.)
This Week on the Podcast
Last Monday's episode of The Chubbies Podcast discusses whether science just figured out HOW WE CAN LIVE FOREVER.
Listen now >
This Monday's episode will include National Champion and former professional golfer Hally Leadbetter, who produces Digital Content for Golf Digest AND has some fiery hot takes on millennial proposals.
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Chubster of the Week
Jessilyn @jessifreakinlyn
Thanks to Jessilyn for reminding us that:
1. Overalls kick ass.
2. T-Belling in T-Bell Chubbies gear rules.
3. Large colorful drinks are always a good idea.
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Yeah, didn't think so, because WE JUST CREATED IT. Right here, right now, at this moment irl.
We've got over 100 styles of trunks, all at $35 and ready for some serious weekending.
We can't forget about all the radical and righteous ladies and kiddos out there. Starting TODAY all Womens and Kids Swim is up to 50% OFF.
I'm really bad at sign-offs, so I just log into my twitter account and pick random tweets from 2008.
~Ashley “pulling it off” Spencer and the real copywriters at Chubbies
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THESE ARE GREAT AND THAT LAST EXPERT IS LITERALLY THE WORST.
Last time we made these they sold out quick, because they are made with an EXTREMELY comfortable high pile fabric that makes you feel like a bonafide human lamb.
But it doesn't feel baaa-aaaa-aaaaad. It feels good.
Hi, my name is Tevan. The email team took the day off and told me to pick my favorite pair of shorts and write an email about them, so today I'm writing about the gym and swim hybrid shorts.
Because I am an esteemed aquatic athlete, and power lifter let me tell you all the reasons these shorts rock.
-Year round wearability. I wear these to the gym, as swim trunks, even to brunch.
- 4 way stretch for complete flexibility
- Anti-Microbial, so I stay smelling fresh after a long workout
- Zipper back pocket
- Plus, two inseam options in SIX COLOR WAYS
Get these NOW, or you'll be sorry.
-Tevan
You can't kill two birds with one stone. But you CAN kill two birds with kindness.
~Ashley “kindness is my middle name” Spencer and everyone else at Chubbies
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It's Friday. You made it. I made it. WE MADE IT. Let's get this thing kicked off with a bodacious array of feel good-i-ness.
What To Do This Weekend
SEND THIS 100 YEAR OLD WWII VET A BIRTHDAY CARD.
Play a game of gigantic cornhole.
Start your own personal forest, like this guy.
This Week on the Podcast
Last Monday's episode of The Chubbies Podcast gives you the coolest most popular a cappella ring tones that EVERYONE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT. You can download them. Use them in your life. And let them ring in very public places.
Listen now >
This Monday's episode will include GHOST STORIES. The truth about Avril Lavigne's body double. And everything you need to know about Finstas.
NETFLIX AND READ
OH YOU LIKE AWESOME BOOKS?
We do too. That's why we want to let you know that long-time Chubbies board member and certified badass Marc Randolph just released a book THAT WILL NEVER WORK: The Birth of Netflix and the Amazing Life of an Idea, all about how he started Netflix.
He is a true friend of the Chubbies family and we want to take this opportunity to thank Marc for all the support that he has provided us as founders, business partners and entrepreneurs over the years.
His advice has been invaluable to us and we're hopeful that everyone can learn something fun from Marc.
Thankfully, he has agreed to offer our community a 35% discount on orders made between now and end of October.
All you have to do is click this link.
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Chubster of the Week
Ben Damge @bendamge
Huge shout out to our man Ben for back to back to back to back wins on getting Nicole to go to homecoming with him.
Some would say it's because he's thoughtful, a superb dancer, and willing to buy flowers and make posters with sweet rhyming couplets. We like to think it's because Nicole really likes his tank top.
Either way, IT'S WORKING. And we're here for it.
I don't know who "Old Tweets" is. But he has a very odd name and he's really good at getting people fired.
Joey "DANGER ZONE" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies HQ
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The only thing softer than these new WOMEN'S AND MEN'S LOUNGE SHORTS, is the smooth jazz I play from the rooftop of my parking deck every night.
Trust me. It's a REALLY close second.
Our Sherpa Lounge Shorts have been scientifically engineered for chilling by the fireplace, drinking hot chocolate and exchanging ideas with a wise older person.
WARNING: Strangers WILL start hugging you.
Comfort. Leisure. Style.
All things that describe my grandmother. And I'll tell you what, my grandmother IS IN LOVE WITH OUR 3 NEW CREWNECKS. She's also in love with Danny Glover, but that's a story for another day. Anywho, I'd scoop up one of these bad boys before she tells her friends at the potluck and they buy them all up.
This is my impression of Joey writing this email, "Hey, you guys wanna write this email for me?"
~Ashley, Erich and everyone else at Chubbies
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AND IF YOU DISREGARD THIS WARMING, WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE YOU VERY COMFORTABLE TOO
Our insanely soft snap jackets won Jacket of the Year at the 2019 Softy Awards.
And to be frank, the competition didn't stand a chance. We're already prepping a spot on the mantle for next year's trophy.
Our entire office can't stop talking about the new EveryWear shorts.
They're the most comfortable, versatile, and high tech product we've ever released.
They're more versatile than Dwayne the Rock Johnson, which is saying something. I mean, he did Tooth Fairy AND Hobbes & Shaw.
People think Muhammed Ali was the best boxer of all time. But I think it’s Amazon. Nobody has put more things in boxes.
~Erich "George Foreman is a close 2nd" and the ringside crew at Chubbies
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